Not Impressed

Not Impressed
S.M. Fulton (USA) - September 2025
Counts: 16 Walls:4 Level: Easy Beginner

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24-COUNT INTRO; start counting with the twangs and start dancing at Ive known a few guys.

Section 1: V step, back diagonal, touch, back diagonal, touch
1 2 3 4V step: Step R diagonal forward (1), L step diagonal forward (2), step R back and to center (3), step L next to R (4)

5 6 7 8Step R back diagonal (5), touch L next to R (6). Step L back diagonal (7), touch R next to left (8).

HARDER OPTION for 5-8: Right shuffle back diagonal (5&6), left shuffle back diagonal (7&8)

Section 2: Vine right with touch, vine quarter with touch
1 2 3 4Vine to the right with touch: R side (1), L behind (2), R side (3), touch L next to R (4).

5 6 7 8Vine to left with quarter turn: L side (5): R behind (6), step a quarter L to 9:00 (7), touch R next to L (8)

HARDER OPTION for 1-4: R side (1), hold (2), L ball (&), R side (3), L touch next to R (4). This harder option can be done on all walls. But, as a way to encourage dancers to pay attention to whats happening within a piece of music, I like reserving it to do after the talky sections. The first time is on the fourth wall, starting at 3 oclock, and that section also faces 3 oclock. Shania will have just finished so youre a rocket scientist, so when she sings that dont impress me much, change to the syncopated option. The second (Brad Pitt) and third time (so youve got a car) will be facing the back wall.

NOTE: For the talky sections themselves, no change is needed.